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Gf:

babe come over

Me:

I'm eating garlic bread

Gf:

I'm horny and my parents aren't home

Me:

it's the kind that's covered in cheese

nev & max + not knowing how to deal without one another

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ilovett:

ashagreyioy:

when people are pushing ur buttons and ur just like “how am i gonna be a hufflepuff about this”

was I supposed to sing that to the tune of pompeii? because that’s what happened

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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bradventuretime:

happyhourprofessional:

robelessd:

sunsoutshortsout:

Dan Osborne at UK celebrity soccer (football) match in Swansea

yes

Damn…

Um

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Anonymous said: I want you. In my bed. NOW.

vvndr:

i’d have to get out of my own first and i dunno if that’s happening today

unskinny:

I hope Miss Claudette is okay.

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clonclub:

harry potter is the only thing im good at

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

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“You have this one life. How do you wanna spend it? Apologizing? Regretting? Questioning? Hating yourself? Dieting? Running after people who don’t see you? Be brave. Believe in yourself. Do what feels good. Take risks. You have this one life. Make yourself proud.”

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